Jun 022014
Tuesday : Ring ring
- Me – Hello.
- Caller – Can I speak to the homeowner please?
- Me – Can you give the the name of the homeowner you’d like to speak to?
- …pause…
- Caller – Ermmm, hello. Can I speak to the homeowner please?
- Me – Can you tell me the name of the homeowner you’d like to speak to?
- Caller – I’d like to speak to the homeowner.
- Me – Do you not know the name of the homeowner?
- Caller – Please may I speak to the homeowner. (getting irked now)
- Me – Why do you not know the name of the person you want to speak to?
- Caller – Please may I speak to the homeowner (getting VERY irked now)
- Me – I’m sorry, the homeowner only speaks to people who know their name. Thank you. Goodbye. Ends call.
Friday : Ring ring
- Me – Hello.
- Caller – Hello, can I speak to the homeowner please?
- Me – Who shall I say is calling ?
- Caller – This is a courtesy call. I would like to speak to the homeowner.
- Me – Who shall I say is calling?
- Caller – this is a courtesy call.
- Me – Excuse me, are you deaf? I have asked you a question twice and you have not answered.
- Caller – I would like to speak to the homeowner.
- Me – Yes, we’ve established that but I would like to know who to say is calling and wanting to speak to the homeowner.
- Caller – Are you the homeowner?
- Me – Who shall I say is calling?
- Caller – This is a courtesy call.
- Me – There is nothing courteous whatsoever about your call. The homeowner does not wish to speak to you. Goodbye. Ends call.
Monday : Ring ring
- Me – Hello.
- Caller – Hello, can I speak to the homeowner please.
- Me – Ah, that would be our mortgage company.
- Caller – CLICK! Ends call.
- Me – >EVIL GRIN<
Can’t wait for the next one … BRING IT ON !!!
