Jun 022014
 

Tuesday :  Ring  ring 

  • Me – Hello.
  • Caller – Can I speak to the homeowner please?
  • Me – Can you give the the name of the homeowner you’d like to speak to?
  • …pause…
  • Caller – Ermmm, hello. Can I speak to the homeowner please?
  • Me – Can you tell me the name of the homeowner you’d like to speak to?
  • Caller – I’d like to speak to the homeowner.
  • Me – Do you not know the name of the homeowner?
  • Caller – Please may I speak to the homeowner. (getting irked now)
  • Me – Why do you not know the name of the person you want to speak to?
  • Caller – Please may I speak to the homeowner (getting VERY irked now)
  • Me – I’m sorry, the homeowner only speaks to people who know their name.  Thank you. Goodbye.  Ends call.

 

Friday :  Ring ring

  • Me – Hello.
  • Caller – Hello, can I speak to the homeowner please?
  • Me – Who shall I say is calling ?
  • Caller – This is a courtesy call.  I would like to speak to the homeowner.
  • Me – Who shall I say is calling?
  • Caller – this is a courtesy call.
  • Me – Excuse me, are you deaf?  I have asked you a question twice and you have not answered.
  • Caller – I would like to speak to the homeowner.
  • Me – Yes, we’ve established that but I would like to know who to say is calling and wanting to speak to the homeowner.
  • Caller – Are you the homeowner?
  • Me – Who shall I say is calling?
  • Caller – This is a courtesy call.
  • Me – There is nothing courteous whatsoever about your call.  The homeowner does not wish to speak to you.  Goodbye.  Ends call.

Monday : Ring ring

  • Me – Hello.
  • Caller – Hello, can I speak to the homeowner please.
  • Me – Ah, that would be our mortgage company.
  • Caller – CLICK!   Ends call.
  • Me – >EVIL GRIN<

Can’t wait for the next one … BRING IT ON !!!